Get in Loser, We’re Going Soccer-ing

Hi Crushes! We’ve missed you! We have all of the MLS Cup tea, Premier League updates, and you know, calling out the racists again. But after that, settle in for Katherine’s soccer love story. You don’t want to miss it- there’s revenge, funeral potatoes, and inclusivity. It’s basically a Soccer Crush slumber party where we talk MLS trash (guess who gets relegated?) and bring our Twitter love to real life.
** Jordan Morris was not crushed on at anytime during the making of this episode. Or afterwards. Or before. Or ever.
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